Thursday, March 12, 2009

Snark News....

President Obama this week got together with Congressional Democrats and talked about the importance of fiscal responsibility… In a related story, Amy Winehouse spoke to 300 English soccer hooligans on the importance of sobriety.

A man driving in Oklahoma City was pulled over by a police officer on Wednesday, after the officer observed an anti-Obama sign hanging on the man’s car. The officer later said that he was certain the driver was not an Obama supporter, because the car also had a bumper sticker that read, “I pay my taxes and mortgage on time.”

The Canadian Air Force sent 2 C-18 fighters to intercept an approaching Russian bomber, less than 24 hours before President Obama's visit to Ottawa. The C-18 fighter plane replaced the Canadian Air Force’s previous fighter jet, the C-17 a guy on a hang glider with a Red Ryder BB Gun…… Fighter jet…..

A Canadian Defense Minister said that they take their sovereignty very seriously, and will defend it. A Russian Government spokesman said “Awe, Canada thinks it’s a real country.”

There is still considerable buzz regarding House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's meeting with Pope Benedict. After leaving the Vatican, Pelosi was heard saying “If this whole Catholic Religion thing tanks, this place would make a beautiful Planned Parenthood.”

The Washington Post accidentally published a photo that showed the phone number of one of President Obama’s speech writers. Upon calling the number, it transfers you right to Keith Olbermann’s voice mail. I kid, Keith doesn’t even write for his own show.


  1. What's up with that? You got somethin' against turning tourist traps into Planned Parenthoods?